Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise
zodiac signs in a nutshell
aries: hates ppl, not many friends but few good ones, loyal, quiet but could kill you verbally, kinda fucked up mind, kinky af, soft soul, dank memes
gemini: food, music, doesn’t respond to your text messages for like two weeks, hates talking about own feelings, quirky, deep inner life.
i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own.
THIS COMPILATION IS ART
Anonymous asked:
Whats the story of you sleeping with a professor, like how did that happen?
steevoooo-deactivated20180127 answered:
So basically…I was taking this class called Fitness Theory and Practice. It was for a PE credit or something. There were three instructors and I just so happened to be assigned to his section of the class. As the semester went on, he and I would sort of crack jokes at each other. He was about 33, I think? So, he was pretty hip with the times and like, obviously in shape and shit (he teaches a fitness class). Eventually, I was like, “You said you do personal training, yeah? Can we like, make that a thing?” And he was like, “Yeah, fa show. Put your digits in my cellular.” So one night, he texted me and was like, “I’m about to go to the gym. Come with.” And I told him I couldn’t cause I had this health project I had to finish or something. So he says, “Bring your stuff, come to the gym with me, then come to my place after and we can work on your project.” At that point, I was like….this is weird, right? But I do anyway cause I’m a hoe. We get to his place and he’s like, “Where do you wanna start?” And I was just like, “I don’t even know. I have this project, then your project for your class, then a Bio test next week. You don’t just wanna give me an A on your project so I can work on my other stuff?” Y’all….he goes, “That’s fine.” El oh el. I was like, “Wait, what?” Then he goes, “Let’s finish your health project then we can study for your Bio test.” At this point, I’m like, is this dude a homo? Why is this happening? So, I decide to push it. I go, “It’s already hella late, I don’t know what we’re gonna get done.” He goes, “You can sleep here. We’ll study until we can’t and you can crash so you don’t have to drive to your place.” By now, I’m like, Oh… Def gay. So, because I’m me, I say, “Then I’d have to sleep on a couch and that just does not sound ideal…” He laughed and goes, “No you won’t.”
Then we had sex.
“But I do anyway cause I’m a hoe.”
Fuck I want thisssss
